The Armory

Official Tactical Hotdog Store

Veteran-owned tactical humor apparel with original artwork. Printed and fulfilled by our production partner with secure checkout and direct shipping.

Battle Series THC Bust King Collection Sasquatch Gear Stickers Full Catalog

Battle Series

Whether it's flames on the grill or freedom down range — this one's for you.

Mens Battle Tee

$30.99 Buy Now

Mens Battle Hoodie

$51.49 Buy Now

Womens Battle Hoodie

$55.49 Buy Now

Womens Battle Tee

$28.99 Buy Now

THC Bust

Night vision. Kicked doors. Terrified condiments.

Mens THC Bust Hoodie

$55.49 Buy Now

Mens THC Bust Tee

$30.99 Buy Now

Womens THC Bust Hoodie

$55.49 Buy Now

Womens THC Bust Tee

$28.99 Buy Now

King Collection

Rule the grill with premium comfort and attitude.

The King Mens Hoodie

$53.49 Buy Now

The King Mens Tee

$32.99 Buy Now

The King Womens Hoodie

$55.49 Buy Now

The King Womens Tee

$28.99 Buy Now

Sasquatch Gear

Rare. Legendary. Unforgettable. Just like you.

Sasquatch design — Johnny Hotdog hunting Bigfoot in an autumn forest

Mens Bigfoot Hoodie

$55.49 Buy Now

Mens Bigfoot Tee

$32.99 Buy Now

Womens Bigfoot Hoodie

$54.49 Buy Now

Unisex Bigfoot Crewneck

$41.49 Buy Now

Stickers

Slap Johnny on your cooler, toolbox, or truck.

Johnny Hotdog Sticker

$2.49 Buy Now

Battle Sticker

$2.49 Buy Now

Full Catalog

Every product, every color, every size — browse the whole armory below.

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